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can zombies be happy

[Percy what]

[Well, at least Nico thinks it's a legit question.]

not like you or me. zombies dont have souls. they have echos of souls. so they can sass you and feel a bit but its more of a reflex than anything genuine.

but if the person was a happy person then their zombie would probably happier than others.

the zombies I summon have their souls living in Esylium if that helps.

oh so if i was a zombie i wouldnt lose my sense of humor
cool

thats kinda cool tho i never really thought abt it before now

[and the fact that Nico isn't Completely Done with him for asking is a plus.]

a shadow of it yes
hopefully with less fart jokes though.

the dead have feelings too. most people dont think about it.

oh but my fart jokes are EPIC

it kinda came up as a joke not gonna lie but its really interesting to actually know it
a little weird
but were all kinda weird

yeah. epically BAD.

youve been to the underworld. twice at least. not counting that place.
youve seen me be nice to the zombies.

youll see my genius some day

well yeah i just thought it was a kid of hades thing i never really thought they had feelings and stuff

I see your immaturity every day

it might just be echoes of the soul thats hanging out in Elysium but they do. that was one thing about Minos I hated more than the rest.

genius*

ohhhhh
yeah that guy was a piece of work
where in the styx did he go after all that anyway

Keep telling yourself that.

Still judging the dead and being annoying. He doesn't do it as much these days, hasn't for decades, but since he is a son of Zeus and didn't offend the gods at any point during life or afterlife, he just hangs around being a dick and being grouchy at Father.

oh great
maybe thats why hades is such a pain all the time
he has to deal with that guy

I think Father misses being with his family is what makes him irritable.

honestly i think hes just like that
if i was surrounded by dead people all the time id prob be grumpy too

dead people are easier to be around than living people. and have great stories.
I mean
its kinda sad a first.
but you get used to it
depends on where your at in the underworld. asphodel is the most depressing.
the fields can be interesting if the damned are talkative

oh im sure they have a lot of stuff to complain about out there
probably about how they dont belong in the fields and all that stuff
i mean some of them dont i know but yeah

its not like christanity. you could be an amazing person but go against the gods and your damned.
some of them do brag about it. the ones that hate the gods the most. how they got their punishment. they wear it like a badge of honor.

i prob would too at this point
can i get in the fields for mooning zeus

...

Percy.

at the risk of getting weird

you have a nice butt. if you moon Zeus he might take it as an invitation.

[well, he knew that Nico had a crush on him but...]

oh thanks

and if zeus ever comes at me with that thing im gonna chop it off no second thoughts
then he wont be able to use it anymore

Is it? I swore I just saw him.

well we cant stay asleep forever. hell be okay.

yeah
i just hate what hes going back to

[aka: a world without Jason.]

oh.

you know. I didn't know. you knew.

yeah

leo told me when... jason left.

of course he did.

i know its a small comfort but Jasons at peace in Elysium. Well see him again when we die.

Sender: percy jackson, backdated to around the time of his post lmao

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Sender: percy jackson i'm so belated so backdate this to around the first of the month lmao

I was going to do this this weekend, so it works out.

hiveminding!

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